如此搞笑英文
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- 2025-08-15 18:50:52
1. I asked my phone to sing me a song, but it started giving me driving directions.
（我让手机给我唱首歌，但它开始给我导航）
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
（为什么稻草人赢得了奖项？因为他在他领域中非常杰出！）
3. If you keep eating out all the time, you'll eventually wear your wallet out.
（如果你一直出去吃，你的钱包迟早会被吃穷。）
4. My dog thinks she's a guard dog. Last night, she growled at my phone.
（我的狗认为自己是一只看门狗。昨晚，她对着我的手机吼叫。）
5. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
（为什么数学书难过？因为它有太多问题。）
6. What do you call a penguin that drinks too much? An octo-penguin.
（喝太多酒的海豹叫什么？八爪海豹。）
7. I just told my alarm clock to be quieter. Now I'm late for work, but my alarm clock is happy.
（我刚刚告诉我闹钟声音小一点，现在我迟到了，但我的闹钟很开心。）
8. I bought some cheap perfume. Now my friends all call me "it smells like money."
（我买了一些廉价的香水。现在我的朋友们都叫我“闻起来像钱”。）
9. Did you hear the news? There's a new virus going around, and it's called "the internet."
（你听说消息了吗？有一种新的病毒在流传，它叫做“互联网”。）
10. My wife says I talk too much. I told her she can't talk because she's on mute.
（我妻子说我话太多。我告诉她她不能说话，因为她处于静音状态。）
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