幽默的英语

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当然可以！以下是一些幽默的英语短语和句子，希望能让你笑一笑：

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「☞运势顺逆，解锁您的2025运势报告」

「☞查看贵人特征，八字匹配，识人技巧」

「☞八字合婚，提前了解你的婚姻走向」

1. "I'm not a morning person. I'm a night owl who's just hiding."

2. "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"

3. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."

4. "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

5. "I tried to get into the Olympics, but I didn't make the 'long jump' for it."

6. "I asked my wife what she wants for her birthday. 'Surprise,' she said. 'And I don't want any surprises!'

7. "I tried to catch some Z's last night, but I kept falling asleep on the alarm clock."

8. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."

9. "My wife said I had a great sense of humor. I'm not sure if that's a compliment or an insult."

10. "I always laugh at the funny pages. It's a daily dose of reality therapy."

希望这些幽默的英语短语能给你带来欢乐！

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